I want to apologize for subjecting you to my munchies last night. I will never again subject you to popcorn with fake marshmallow coating. My only defense is that it sounded like a good way to satisfy my craving for something sweet and crunchy. I was wrong. I hope you can forgive me for the awful way I treated you. It will never happen again.
PS - I understand your desire to lash out at me today. I will take everything you give me today and use it as a reminder to NEVER do this again.